real goals

real goals is to find a fuckbuddy

''ey did you tap his ass last night?''
''yup''
''that's real goals''

by cocksuckerlover69 February 25, 2017

real crazy frog hours

When a group of people listen to 90-s music for a long while on high volume with 144 p on YouTube

Guy: dude soon it's real crazy frog hours

Other guy: what are you listening to?
Guy: “vamos a la playa”

by Fat 90-s kid February 20, 2018

real

something that is not 2d or fake

sheldon, your anime girlfriend is not real.

by fivenightsatfreddysmonster July 26, 2023

REAL OR CAKE??

A TikTok challenge where the audience must decide whether or not an object about to be cut open by the influencer is real or if its made of cake.

Influencer: REAL OR CAKE?? *pulls out a baby*
Audience: o-o
Influencer: *Pulls out a knife*
Audience: THAT BETTER BE CAKE.
Influencer: Its real! :)

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

real aadmi

Arnav Yadav

Adv. Arnav Yadav boht “real aadmi” hai

by pseudozyn March 22, 2024

Dragons are real

Dragons are real

Intellectual: Did you know that dragons are real?
Another intellectual: Why yes I did my good sir.

by Dragon_believer January 23, 2021

fo' real topaz diamond

What you write down on homework when you have barely eligible handwriting and your teacher doesn't really check.

it does not have to be the exact words, it represents the freedom to write anything as "work" without notice from your teacher.

use fo' real topaz diamond when you need to fill empty space for hopefully 100% credit

by higgens-tatoo- July 25, 2011