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Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.
Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.
by Bob1655 December 23, 2011
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hive five sandwich

A handjob but its with two people
by IsaacOP April 18, 2018
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Five Nights at Adventurers

Five Nights at Adventurers (Spectacular Show) is a FNaF Fan game made by a man named Whisper. The current game is REWRITTEN
Five Nights at Adventurers 1 suck if you disagree die
by Five Nights at Adventurers September 18, 2021
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Respect Five

Very similar to a normal high five but instead of palm to palm it’s the back of the hand to the other persons back of their hand. Noting to others that the two of you are in fact cooler than everyone else
“Did you just use the back of your hand to give me a high five?”

“No, I was going for a respect five, because I respect you so much, we should do that moving forward
by Keith Wayne February 15, 2020
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Side Five

Side Five
When you stick your arm out sideways and someone slaps your hand as they walk by. It’s like a high five, but cooler, lazier, and horizontal.
Example:
Saw my buddy at the park. Didn’t stop walking—just threw him a side five and kept it moving.
by ArkShepherd May 18, 2025
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fives

a word that you say when you get up from a seat so that no one can sit there while you leave.
"fives"
by bumblebugg December 6, 2020
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five o’cloffic

A contraction of the phrase “5 o’clock traffic
God I hate five o’cloffic!
by long live poland May 6, 2019
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