Ethan de la Cruz

According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:

1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th

7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st

He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.

Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.

In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:

Ethan de la Cruz

Ethan de la Cruz is here

by TikTacToe November 24, 2021

Ethan

Loves nigger and dreamybullXXX fast. Loves Jace the most. He lays on a table and people put food on him while he is doing the worm. Then they eat it off of him.

Ethan is cheating on a nigger

by Bustinginlittlekids July 6, 2023

Ethan

Is a nice and funny guy, he is a deffinition of a GODDDDDD!!!!!
Love to hang around his friends, is very popular, and most of my friends are girls

Ethan: HI EVERYBODY

by Flahstorm January 30, 2019

Ethan

The best and funniest man he also jumped a desk and moved it a foot

Ethan is the best

by Jayden Jenkins March 8, 2021

Ethan

Someone that sucks at clash of clans

Bro you're like Ethan playing Clash of Clans

by Goat of Clash of Clans February 1, 2024

Ethan

A man who won't shut up about Among Us.
The definition of:
Me: Why are you being an Ethan?
Joe: But I am not talking about Among Us.
Me: ... Still.

Ethan cannot shut up about among us.

by Nonebody March 29, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is a fun caring loveable goofball, he can always make anyone smile orlaugh. When you're hanging out with Ethan in person or over a call you know you're going to have a great time. He may say something stupid once in a while but you can always make fun of him for that. But he will do the same thing for you. At first, he may seem shy or someone who wouldn't want to be bothered but once you get to know him you'll see how fun and energetic of a person he is. Ethan has a big heart and will worry for you if anything bad happens to you. But this Ethan is scared of bugs sooooooooo if there's a bug flying around the room, he will ask you to be the one to kill it :). Even tho this Ethan is scared of bugs, he's a smart and intelligent individual but he won't accept the compliment and will deny it in every way possible. He has a lot of friends but his closest friends are the ones he cares the most about. You could be in his class for a whole year but he would pay you little to no mind until the end of the year, not because he was being mean but because to him you were not important. Anyone would be lucky enough to have him in their life. To me, he means the world :)

Person 1 - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE ROOOOOOOOOOM, KILLLLLLLLL IT
Person 2 - WELL DONT ASK ETHAN TO KILL IT BECAUSE HE'LL JUST RUN TO THE HILLS

by Kiki_Tomo September 17, 2022