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Ethan

Ethan is a smart person who has a kind heart, sometimes. He can be very immature, but that's one of his best qualities. He could be your best friend, just make sure you don't take things he says to heart.
Ethan is a fun person to be around.
by @yung_dyx February 28, 2019
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Ethan

Everyone likes him, but he's super mean to everyone you meet. He is the kind of person to put soap into a fish bowl.
"Who is Ethan?"

"He's the guy that keeps closing that guy Josh's computer."
by Docdarnit April 26, 2019
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Ethan wrote the rest of the definitions. He is tall but has a small penis. Ethan is a potential nonce, only if the Ethan has ginger hair.
Child 1: Is Ethan a nonce?
Child 2: He is a ginger.
Child 1: Explains why my ass hurts.
by JoshuaThePredatorHunter November 22, 2021
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Being "Ethan" is equal to being underdeveloped in the frontal cortex.
Guy1: You're so ethan
Guy2: inki pinki ponki
by Kjydlonge March 11, 2024
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ethan is kinda weird but has nice eyes. hes quiet but fun if you get to know him. everyone wants to be friends with him but no one has the guts to approach his alpha male aura.
by Kim Petron November 21, 2023
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ethanitis

if someone is always wrong, then they will always be wrong. if one were to say a statement, then that would be wrong. but if they were to later retract that same statement, then they would still be wrong.

they are in a constant state of wrong.

ex: if ethan were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.
This idiot has ethanitis, he is always wrong.
by janejoe August 12, 2025
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ethan watts

big old specle edd coon ethan watts
by dees nuts 321 February 8, 2023
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