mommy's drunk

it means that you're on your own

After he graduated high school, mommy's drunk.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

Drunk

Jake From RCPD:FR is drunk in a nutshell, which means you should be dead type of drunk.

"I'm as drunk as Jake"

by Pricksville222 December 31, 2020

Dicking Drunk

When a dude plans to get boned by another dude while getting completely wasted on a special occasion.

Im gonna get dicking drunk tonight on my Bday
if im not home call Wallace.

by Calaghan20 June 27, 2020

Tatonka Drunk

The most drunk you can be! So drunk you dive into gravel. So drunk you throw up like Lard Ass from the movie Stand By Me. So drunk you think you know the words to every 80s song. So drunk you sing the meow version of Old Dominion songs. So drunk you accidentally drink Near Beer. So drunk you surf in the man-made pond’s fountain. So drunk the young guys have to hook up the old guys pap machines.

Someone told me that they have seen me drunk. And I replied , "Not Tatonka drunk.”

by The OG Mikey Mike April 1, 2025

Garage Drunk

To reach a level of rowdy drunkenness that the house simply can not contain.

We left the party before they got garage drunk.

When I pulled up and heard “two doors down” by Dolly Parton blaring, I knew those bitches were already garage drunk.

by Madisonelvis March 27, 2019

drunk cynthia

A young teenage girl usually surrounded by drunk friends at the time. She will most likely start to say her real name is Cindy not Cynthia. Knows how to have a good time.

Drunk Cynthia cameout yesterday!

by Uaking May 14, 2014

drunk swirley

When the world do be spinning and you throw up your entire guts

My friend was talking to another friend and had a sudden case of the drunk swirleys

by deeznuts_gottem6969420 November 2, 2022