Friends Christian School

UMMM 7th grade at this school sucks and the popular girls are so klicky and lame and sporty

ANNOYING = Friends Christian School

by EhhIMnotWeird January 29, 2023

consumerist Christian

A person who tries to uphold modern Christianity principals; eg. don't steal, lie,rest on the Sabbath etc. but who can be overtaken by the what's-in-it-for-me mentality.

David: Here you go, you can have this old guitar if you want...there's no strings either.
Terry: What are you doing that for? I can tell...you'll want something in return one day.
David: You're just being a consumerist Christian again my friend. We can fix it up together if you like.

by Captain_Felix February 7, 2023

Jackson Christian

Nice Person with a great personality, super hot and massive penis

everyone wants to be like a jackson christian

by big black ranga man February 28, 2023

fake christian boy

A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?

I’m SO tired of these fake christian boy‘s fucking with me. They all belong in HELL!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

legacy christian academy (frisco)

A LITERAL HELL HOLE literally have a pedophile teacher and everyone is fake as fuck here and they try to act nice in all but is messed up in the head probably because of all the dye in there hair literally go to schools with oranges who can spray tan at all. Spoiled rich ass kids who don't even know how to fucking clean or sweep the damn place. Bro people for real crying because they're parents didn't get them the exact color of som shit. the school's race population is literally 90% WHITE. BRO HELP ME!!!

Stacy: Hey do you know the school" legacy christian academy (frisco)"campus?

Damon: oh that hell hole dont ever go there demons kids/teens

by ilovespriteandchicken March 14, 2023

Chili Christian

Chili Christian is a man that doesn't get influenced by others. He is a leader, and it shows from how his family is doing. Chili Christian loves his G-wagons and 506. Even though he has some legal troubles occasionally when building his twenty million garage, it doesn't matter because he is a rocker that runs the government.

Chili Christian has built an empire for his family; however, his brother takes all the credit.

by aæsdlfkalæsdjkfælajdflaækdsjfa March 17, 2023

northwest christian

A school where if money doesn’t fall out your ass, they bully you into submission.

Dang he goes to Northwest Christian, he must have quarters plopping out his ass.

by Parker Farr June 4, 2023