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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
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Mississippi rope burn

when you put your phallus between your partners ass and seesaw it untill her or his ass has burn marks
my partner has been annoying. ima give her a Mississippi rope burn
by sammache August 31, 2025
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Burns

Burnett’s vodka. Cheap plastic bottle bunch of flavors shit.

People only buy this because they really can’t afford alcohol but being sober isn’t an option.
“You’ve got a fake, right?”
“Yeah, want me to grab stuff?”
“Just some burns, original tho.”
by LuckyDal September 26, 2020
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Peyton burns

Sucks at skating and had a cute freind name Morgan
by Aydenante October 16, 2021
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Burning Banana Cave

When a woman has acid reflux then performs a blowjob.
Last night was great up until Sharon gave me a burning banana cave. Now my penis feels like its sunburned.
by Skeetskeetmuhfukka April 1, 2022
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Bridges Burned

To completely cut ties and end relations to that of a friendship or a relationship to the point where you can never return to it.
She really did me dirty there’s been a lot of bridges burned but I think there’s Time to burn one more.
by Supremekingnova May 25, 2023
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annabelle burns

a chode that likes to shake her booty (but secretly she doesn't have one if you look closely) she enjoys going to boys high dances and getting drunk off one cruiser. She's a mess when she has 2 cruisers and plays in her vom. her titts are 10A. she's a bloddy twelvie on Facebook and secretly loves joseph benny lel
by fmeinthepussy October 15, 2014
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