beer mat notes

notes from around the world

beer mat notes (this one was found in a pub in santa ana): "i love you. you are great. you can do anything. you make me happy. thats why i want to make you happy, too."

by Krkič May 18, 2020

Ossian Ballance Beer

A cold one, an enjoyable beverage to avail oneself with on a special occasion.

Person 1: "Would you like to crack open an Ossian Ballance Beer?"
Person 2: "Of course, though i only like my Ossian Ballance Beers cold."

by SupremeZiggyPranker January 10, 2023

beer-bellied bitch

a not cool replacement for calling someone a beefy bitch

hi beer-bellied bitch

no I’m the beefy bitch. get yo facts straight.

by beer bellied bitch August 2, 2018

Emergency beer bulge

a backup bulge of beer

yo? i forgot my emergency beer bulge!

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

international beer sign

The 'International Beer Sign' is the internationally accepted gesture for the word 'Beer'. It is used in loud environments such as clubs or when communicating with deaf people to help them understand that you want a beer.

The gesture is done by opening the mouth, placing both hands below as if holding a beer bottle, and moving them up and down while twisting the bottle.

In a club:

Man: "I'd like a beer please"

Bartender: "I can't hear you"

Man: does international beer sign
Bartender: " ah yes, beer."

by BenjLadd July 10, 2023

Uncle Backflip Beer

It's when an Uncle does a backflip into his Brother's daughter face with his dick out yelling hell yeah while holding a beer.

Howard, I did an Uncle Backflip Beer into your daughter's face, the fuck you going to do?

by TheHandsomeSexAct May 20, 2018

Fake craft beer

Beer that is mass produced by a major beer manufacturer but is passed off as craft beer

This bar calls itself a craft beer bar but all they have is fake craft beer.

by rwizzz July 28, 2018