It's a fake OS that (i think so) Verbose the Talking Cat made it (his video: When A Gamer Installs Windows 99), it is an hidden (fake) OS that looks so new, yet it is made from combining 2 old windows versions (Windows 98 and Windows 1.00), It has many bugs and glitches, but also, LORE, and any time you try upgrading or downgrading to something else, it blocks you from doing so, outages cant turn off the computer Windows 99 is in, so basically, Windows 99 is an secret (fake) OS hidden by Microsoft, and it has LORE.
1: Have you seen Windows 99, the Secret hidden OS?
2: I think so, the computer in my basement has it installed after i switched from Windows 1.00 to Windows 98
2: I think so, the computer in my basement has it installed after i switched from Windows 1.00 to Windows 98
by Duper NO! December 14, 2023
Get the Windows 99 mug.A Windows OS released on September 14, 2000.
During it's first months, there wasn't as much hate against it, but then people started to hate on it.
Why? because it was unstable and buggy, and most importantly, rushed.
It's Devs rushed it because they wanted Windows 98 users to have new features while waiting for Windows XP, which released later on October 25, 2001, with XP receiving much praise.
It ended support on July 11, 2006.
at least be slightly grateful of it because it gave us Windows Movie Player, and it walked like great-grandma, but so Windows XP could run like the flash.
During it's first months, there wasn't as much hate against it, but then people started to hate on it.
Why? because it was unstable and buggy, and most importantly, rushed.
It's Devs rushed it because they wanted Windows 98 users to have new features while waiting for Windows XP, which released later on October 25, 2001, with XP receiving much praise.
It ended support on July 11, 2006.
at least be slightly grateful of it because it gave us Windows Movie Player, and it walked like great-grandma, but so Windows XP could run like the flash.
One day in 2003....
Loonixtard: grrrr fuck Windows Me
Timmy: what? I'm using Windows Me. ok you know what? I'll upgrade to Windows XP or Windows 2000 if I see one more person making fun of me using it-
Loonixtard: SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX
Joey: Who remembers Windows Me-
Windows XP user: who uses Windows Me anymore?
Joey: but its only 2007-
Windows XP user: I know, but most people use XP, ok?
Loonixtard: grrrr fuck Windows Me
Timmy: what? I'm using Windows Me. ok you know what? I'll upgrade to Windows XP or Windows 2000 if I see one more person making fun of me using it-
Loonixtard: SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX
Joey: Who remembers Windows Me-
Windows XP user: who uses Windows Me anymore?
Joey: but its only 2007-
Windows XP user: I know, but most people use XP, ok?
by cvbnm07 December 16, 2023
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A Windows OS released on September 14, 2000.
During it's first months, there wasn't as much hate against it, but then people started to hate on it.
Why? because it was unstable and buggy, and most importantly, rushed.
It's Devs rushed it because they wanted Windows 98 users to have new features while waiting for Windows XP, which released later on October 25, 2001, with XP receiving much praise.
It ended support on July 11, 2006.
at least be slightly grateful of it because it gave us Windows Movie Player, and it walked like great-grandma, but so Windows XP could run like the flash.
During it's first months, there wasn't as much hate against it, but then people started to hate on it.
Why? because it was unstable and buggy, and most importantly, rushed.
It's Devs rushed it because they wanted Windows 98 users to have new features while waiting for Windows XP, which released later on October 25, 2001, with XP receiving much praise.
It ended support on July 11, 2006.
at least be slightly grateful of it because it gave us Windows Movie Player, and it walked like great-grandma, but so Windows XP could run like the flash.
One day in 2003....
Loonixtard: grrrr fuck Windows Me
Timmy: what? I'm using Windows Me. ok you know what? I'll upgrade to Windows XP or Windows 2000 if I see one more person making fun of me using it-
Loonixtard: SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX
Joey: Who remembers Windows Me-
Windows XP user: who uses Windows Me anymore?
Joey: but its only 2007-
Windows XP user: I know, but most people use XP, ok?
Loonixtard: grrrr fuck Windows Me
Timmy: what? I'm using Windows Me. ok you know what? I'll upgrade to Windows XP or Windows 2000 if I see one more person making fun of me using it-
Loonixtard: SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX
Joey: Who remembers Windows Me-
Windows XP user: who uses Windows Me anymore?
Joey: but its only 2007-
Windows XP user: I know, but most people use XP, ok?
by cvbnm07 December 16, 2023
Get the Windows Me mug.They treat Windows 11 like the devil. only started emerging when Windows 11 released in 2021. they will all inevitably upgrade to Windows 11 before 2025, and maybe become Windows 11 fanboys, as they used to be Windows 7 zealots in 2015. (Windows 7 rocks, just talking about zealots)
Windows 11 user: actually, Windows 11 runs fine-
Uber-Nerd: NO! WINDOWS 10 IS BETTER! UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 10 NOW OR YOUR COMPUTER WILL EXPLODE!
Windows 11 user: (punches uber-nerd) what a Windows 10 fanboy.
Uber-Nerd: NO! WINDOWS 10 IS BETTER! UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 10 NOW OR YOUR COMPUTER WILL EXPLODE!
Windows 11 user: (punches uber-nerd) what a Windows 10 fanboy.
by cvbnm07 December 16, 2023
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Get the Windows 95 mug.a wikian on the proseka wiki. she promises she's sane but im pretty sure thats a lie.
if you call her windows or use he/him on her, beware, for she is in your walls.
if you call her windows or use he/him on her, beware, for she is in your walls.
'yo windows is so sane'
'who tf is windows?'
'windows3.1tan??? on the proseka wiki??'
'did you just call her WINDOWS????????'
'um. yeah?? is that not the name???'
'yeah um. *points at her running towards you* you might wanna run'
'oh. i thought his name was windows...'
'HIS???'
'are those not his pronouns?'
'*points at her running to you at double speed* if you value your life, run.'
'who tf is windows?'
'windows3.1tan??? on the proseka wiki??'
'did you just call her WINDOWS????????'
'um. yeah?? is that not the name???'
'yeah um. *points at her running towards you* you might wanna run'
'oh. i thought his name was windows...'
'HIS???'
'are those not his pronouns?'
'*points at her running to you at double speed* if you value your life, run.'
by anonymous November 26, 2023
Get the Windows3.1tan mug.When Windows starts being annoying and does something stupid like fucking disabling the Windows key or something like that or by disabling the Volume or Brightness slider for some reason.
This usually happens on a crappy or decent laptop for some reason and it could be some app tho.
This is because Windows has A LOT of bugs.
This usually happens on a crappy or decent laptop for some reason and it could be some app tho.
This is because Windows has A LOT of bugs.
by zpowers August 2, 2024
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