Once a Weeker

A person who showers once a week and is completely oblivious about how bad they actually smell.

Ross smells like shit, I’d bet he’s a Once a Weeker

by Rodiye March 10, 2026

80 hours a week

Every other week. For years

Hym "80 hours a week. Every other week. For YEARS I was working while theory crafting AI. Almost lost everything I own twice. I'm not letting these fucks take this from me and if my politicians and judges ARE... Then THEY are the problem in society. Not me. I've been working since I was 15. And I've been getting harassed in the workplace in a manor that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia since I was 19. ALL THAT TIME... These cocksuckers have been filling their pockets with a 3rd of my paycheck every 2 weeks and now these motherfuckers what to IGNORE ME AND GO ON VACATION UNTIL SEPTEMBER!? WHO THE FUCK DO THESE ASSHOLES THINK THEY ARE!?"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2025

Jake Duffy Week

Jake Duffy Week starts the second Monday in August and goes until Sunday

Hey guys it’s Jake Duffy Week, let’s drink!

by Dbxoebfic August 11, 2025

Alight Motion Weekly

an unnecessarily overpriced plan for the alight motion like it shouldn't be 2.6 benjamins

"if i had a dime for every time i've seen this video be brought up i'd be able to afford alight motion weekly for life"

-me, september 9th 2025

by MarylandballProductions January 6, 2026

I'll ass you into next week

This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week

I'll ass you into next week if you don't leave me alone.

by Eloise010 May 29, 2018

Date your crush for a week

You have to date your crush for a week

Girl:Hey do you want to go on a date? Boy:why? Girl:because it’s Date your crush for a week day

by Bananaboo315 December 10, 2019

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020