What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog...

What has 2 legs and bleeds? is a conversation between ghost and soap. In mw2 how do you want me to explain ths further

by nigga of 1800 January 01, 2024

Agh my leg

When someone in sponge Bob hurts their leg

Sponge Bob was driving his boat as he drove into the Krusty Krab and hits a table that crashed into a customer

Customer: Agh my leg!

by Goth cuck April 10, 2018

Wabby Legs

To come to point of nervousness where one cannot support themselves on their own two feet.

"On his way to the stand to give a speech, John's wabby legs got the best of him as he fell to the ground."

by babassbib2001 June 12, 2022

Luigi's legs

Legs that hurt from carrying around fat dick.

Son: "DAMN you look tired!"
Dad: "You know I got that Luigi's legs!"

by SadKyle69 June 10, 2019

dude leggings

dude leggings are compression pants guys say they arent leggings but they are. and u can see their ding a ling if u dont wear something over it.

jess: look kayla billy is wearing dude leggings
layla:hahaha
billy: they arent leggings!! there compresssssioooonss

by daddisonweenchull May 19, 2019

a leg for a leg

dude, I don't know what it means either. your in no luck here.

"what does a leg for a leg mean?"
"huh?"
"I heard it in a mother mother song, what does it mean?"
"dunno, let me search it in the urban dictionary."
"...."
"...."
"Well?"
"No results mate."
"aww.. :("

by Eryxthe_coolest_boyever June 16, 2023

four legged moose

When you’re railing her from behind wisconsin wheelbarrow style but she’s making moose noises while getting pounded

She asked what the four legged moose and in just five minutes she was making moose noises!

by Jake #1 March 08, 2020