by LeHumpDay #8p1 May 18, 2018
Get the Foodmug. Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.
Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?
by hello_imded April 19, 2023
Get the Food Pornmug.
Get the Foodmug. When you eat food that hasn't cooled yet so point your head in the air, open your mouth and breathe. The heat and smoke coming out resembles that of an angered dragon.
by xXMethluvrXx March 3, 2018
Get the Food Dragonmug. by That Weeb November 2, 2022
Get the Foodmug. Hey Fred can you buy me some food im hungry
(Fred) i just bought you 3 burger meals and multiple jars of cookies!
(Fred) i just bought you 3 burger meals and multiple jars of cookies!
by Furpy foo June 12, 2018
Get the Foodmug. something you cannot refuse-
something that seems to be waiting for you-
you need this to survive-
people tend to like this a lot and have favs
something that seems to be waiting for you-
you need this to survive-
people tend to like this a lot and have favs
me: *sees food on counter*
me: *mouth waters* *hands automatically reach for* Eats* *dies of poisoned dessert*
me: *mouth waters* *hands automatically reach for* Eats* *dies of poisoned dessert*
by CJjunior2343 June 10, 2022
Get the Foodmug.