1st law:an object will continue to be in motion unless another force acts upon it to stop it.
2nd law:Force=Mass*acceleration
3rd law:For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
2nd law:Force=Mass*acceleration
3rd law:For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
by KawaiiAnime October 27, 2003
Get the newtons three laws of motionmug. A man fucks a girl in the ass, and right before the man is about to cum, he has diabetic seizure and dies, while still inside the girls ass.
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
Get the The James Hock (a.k.a. The Law)mug. by November 28 October 17, 2019
Get the National break a law daymug. The law of physics (not really) that pertains to the difficulty of finding a lost TV remote, set of keys, etc. The only logical explanation is that the item has dropped into a black hole and the only way to bring it back to this realm is to stop looking for it. Once you've gone about your day, it practically falls back into your lap.
I was late to work today because I couldn't find my keys! My boss was okay with it, though. I told him it was The Universal Law of the Lost Remote.
by Ndallenaz January 29, 2010
Get the The Universal Law of the Lost Remotemug. When you select a locker in an empty locker room, the next person coming back to their locker will be right next to yours. If they happen to enter at the exact moment you're putting on your underwear, then their locker will be on the opposite side of you and they'll have to shuffle by uncomfortably close.
Me: (putting on underwear in the locker room)
Next guy: oh hi, I need to slip past you to get to my locker; hope you don't mind.
Me: No problem; it's Murphy's Locker room Law.
Next guy & Me: chuckle chuckle chuckle
Next guy: oh hi, I need to slip past you to get to my locker; hope you don't mind.
Me: No problem; it's Murphy's Locker room Law.
Next guy & Me: chuckle chuckle chuckle
by Grute Man August 27, 2017
Get the Murphy's Locker room Lawmug. The third law in a series known as WarOwl's Laws of Counterstrike published in a book by counterstrike theorist WarOwl which states that "if there is a custom map editor, there is a dust 2" referring to the counterstrike map de_dust 2.
Chad 1: "Hey, you want to play some Fortnite? "
Chad 2: "What the fuck? Hell no, who do you think I am? "
Chad 1: "No you see, WarOwl's Third Law of Counterstrike states that there is always a dust 2, so I just wanted to play dust 2 in Fortnite"
Chad 2: "What the fuck? Hell no, who do you think I am? "
Chad 1: "No you see, WarOwl's Third Law of Counterstrike states that there is always a dust 2, so I just wanted to play dust 2 in Fortnite"
by Based_Individual69 April 15, 2021
Get the WarOwl's Third Law of Counterstrikemug. The 6 Foot Law is a mathematical formula usually in graph form that defines the crazy levels of a girl by her height. Similar to the Barney Stinson "Crazy Hot Scale" it is used to determine a cost/ risk analysis when pursuing a target. The main idea is that female subjects 6 foot and above are CRAZY, but can be fixed by hotness. Where as females who are midget people cannot be hot no matter the lack of crazy.
The formula Crazy = (height + age)/ (Bongo Size - Caboose size)
The formula Crazy = (height + age)/ (Bongo Size - Caboose size)
Friend: Wow bro she looks valid on snapchat
You: Yeah but shes 6 foot so she has to be a 12 with bongos to be worth it
Friend 2: Shes so crazy and shes 5'5
You: yes.... but she has bongos and a caboose so she passes The 6 Foot Law
You: Yeah but shes 6 foot so she has to be a 12 with bongos to be worth it
Friend 2: Shes so crazy and shes 5'5
You: yes.... but she has bongos and a caboose so she passes The 6 Foot Law
by It’s pedo not pedo April 20, 2020
Get the The 6 Foot Lawmug.