texas elite truckin

Texas Elite Truckin is a notorious truck group in Texas! If you are part of Texas Elite Truckin you are likely to be a kind young man that had a lot of lady friends!

Ashely: Have you heard of that group Texas Elite Truckin?

Karen: Yes. That is the only group I can tolerate!!

by Karen365 November 16, 2020

Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.

A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.

by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020

texas ranger

The sexiest man to ever live.

Damn you look like a texas ranger.

by Jakjakkkk December 20, 2020

Texas

You think that's hot?!

beta florida man: god it's so hot
Texas chad: YOU THINK THATS HOT!? we live on the sweat of satans bung diggity' dung hole for christ sake

by couch Remote December 22, 2020

Texas abortion

When a pregnant woman gets a gun with a bang flag shoved up her vagina and gets shot.

Job: I heard Tina is going to Texas, she’s getting that Texas abortion?
Jack: yea, she didn’t have a passport to get to Mexico so they stopped at the clinic on their way home from vacation.

by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021

Texas abortion

When a pregnant woman gets a gun with a bang flag

Job: I heard Tina and her boyfriend stopped through Texas on their way home from vacation.
Jack: yea, she doesn’t have a passport to get it done in Mexico so they decided to get a cheap Texas abortion

by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021

texas rain

when you jizz on a bitch

last night your mom was begging for the texas rain

by kloutkidd January 12, 2021