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Chicken Cunt

A mass assembly of chickens who bring their cunts and place them on the body of one sleeping dirty twat who recently had forced sexual intercourse with the leader of the chicken assembly.

Generally resembles chicken pox however this is a totally different disease.

Also see Cunt Pox.
I was over at Coach Tom's, and he has Chicken Cunt all over his body.
by Ivana Kutchucockoff March 5, 2009
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Jerk chicken

Game played by married man, in which he attempts to masturbate (jerk off) in another room from his wife. He is playing a game of chicken, trying to finish before she catches him.
The wife and I were watching a movie when she decided to go take a shower. I played a game of jerk chicken in the media room, hoping I would finish before she came back.
by Stinkpot December 9, 2013
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Chicken-What-The-Fuck Or Chicken WTF

Chicken-What-The-Fuck or Chicken WTF is chicken that's been hastily prepared without a specific recipe, but turns out to be remarkably tasty, surprising both the cook and his/her guest diners.
Chicken-What-The-Fuck will mosy likely be used as an answer to a question such as:

1.Q. "What's for Dinner?",A. "Chicken-What-The-Fuck or Chicken WTF..."

2.Q. "What the Hell was that?(we just ate) ", A. "Chicken-What-The-Fuck or Chicken WTF! "

3.Q. "What do you call your dish? ", A. "Chicken WTF" or "Chicken-What-The-Fuck"
by peaceful009 April 2, 2009
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Chicken Girls

In opposition to popular belief, it is not a bunch of girls who run around pretending they r chickens so they can get their daddy’s attention. They are a bunch of “high school” students that pretend to be good at singing and dancing. No one is really sure why they r called the chicken girls. Maybe its like snapchat, where u can’t change ur old username u made in second grade. Hopefully thats it.
You: “Have u seen the new chicken girls episode?
Everyone else: “No thats fucking stupid.”
by Jemilia Karnipp December 29, 2018
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Chicken Wiggler

1.Someone who finds joy in wiggling chicken tenders.

2. A frequent masturbator.
"Stop being such a chicken wiggler, Maddy. It makes everyone really uncomfortable when you wiggle your chicken around like that."
by maddikarp October 17, 2015
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chicken day

an example of elastic demand. it represents a disproportionate change - a huge change in demand because of a small change in price. when the price of chicken drops to certain price, mrs. hernandez will know. later that day the hernandez family will have a large fridge stuffed with nothing but chickens. this is what has come to be known as the ever so famous “chicken day.” chickens beware.
student: what’s elastic demand?
hernandez: it’s chicken day
by possum milk November 3, 2019
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chicken brad

THE MOST EPIC MEMELORD OF ALL TIMES. However, there is only one and you are not him.
by chicken_brad November 12, 2019
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