Dorian: Look at that girl over there .
Alex: She has nice ass, if I were with her, I'd be smelling like a snake.
Alex: She has nice ass, if I were with her, I'd be smelling like a snake.
by BornXeno December 14, 2016
Get the smelling like a snakemug. The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.
It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.
It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.
Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?
by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022
Get the Velvet Snakemug. Mate it's not pasta if you don't have the fresh cherry tomatoes mate fuck off! Just give it to me now the prosciutto, please!
by masterbaitsmate June 9, 2017
Get the italian snakemug. A “snake” is a person who is usually fake (mostly they are girls). Snakes pretend to be your friend by going behind your back taking shit about you to other people or your enemy.
by colddxnise February 23, 2019
Get the Snakesmug. Rhys.
Roger: please don’t tell anyone
Rhys: I won’t dont worry you can tell me anything and I won’t tell anyone
*moments later*
Rhys: guess what roger said to me
ANOTHER EXAMPLE
Rhys: I’m not coming out I’m busy
*checks location on snapchat*
*Rhys is with Bitch*
Rebecca: abosolute snake
Roger: please don’t tell anyone
Rhys: I won’t dont worry you can tell me anything and I won’t tell anyone
*moments later*
Rhys: guess what roger said to me
ANOTHER EXAMPLE
Rhys: I’m not coming out I’m busy
*checks location on snapchat*
*Rhys is with Bitch*
Rebecca: abosolute snake
by SneakyBrekky November 20, 2018
Get the Snakemug. by Yeetusdeleetus November 28, 2018
Get the Snakemug. The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.
Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.
Yeah, I heard it from next door.
by aiwefal April 30, 2025
Get the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosionmug.