This is a self absorbed dumb ass heterosexual guy with a very low intelligence who walks around in public without a shirt on and wonders why other guys are looking him lustfully. He has no clue that not everyone in society is heterosexual and so he is baffled when other men look at him with lustful eyes. Also heterosexual guys and gay guys may have to divert their eyes when they see such a shirtless loser walking around. If a straight guy passes a self-absorbed shirtless guy he has to divert his eyes or else the shirtless dumbass might perceive him as "gay". If a gay guy walks by and perceives the shirtless loser, he might have to divert his eyes because the shirtless loser might not be someone he wants to sleep with.
Either way, whether you are straight, gay or bi no one wants to see a shirtless loser (AKA a shirtless American) walking around especially not in a foreign country where people have morals and basic decent standards.
by Bill Beef August 9, 2025
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Ever pooped in the Philippines? You never knew your BH could breath so clearly after, only problem is youre Shirt-Dickin' your dignity while you use a butt-sponge to car-wash dinner off your turd-cutter.
by Travis the Impaler September 1, 2025
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by Ionlyshirfuck September 18, 2025
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person: oh i shirbeled
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by Firecrafter28 November 15, 2025
Get the Shiro mug.The longest-term resident in an apartment building, whose wardrobe consists mainly of green shirts. Useful for dealing with dfs and employing people like Scrapey man. Usually solitary and hermit-like, unless provoked.
by Googles January 23, 2004
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some crew shirts are also available for purchase at some local theaters and other venues.
some crew shirts are also available for purchase at some local theaters and other venues.
"Ok we just worked all day getting this show in and out of the venue where's our rock the boat crew shirt with all the tour dates on it?"
by lekogm January 16, 2008
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