punching a hole in the chocolate bar

An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."

guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.

by strangefetishes November 15, 2013

punch dog hiss sticks

sciroccob

when sciroccob ‘punch dog hiss sticks’

by doggie stylll January 25, 2021

have one's ticket punched

To be killed, or otherwise gotten rid of. From the practice of punching a hole in a ticket in order to cancel it.

Trotsky became a liability, so Stalin had his ticket punched.

It's a raw deal to have one's ticket punched the day before Christmas.

by Annabellastasia April 18, 2011

tongue punching the dirt star

pretty much what it sounds like

sticking your tongue deep into someones asshole (dirt star)

man, john sure tongue punched sally's dirt star last night, she was alking funny this morning

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

punches on like a bloke

Of, or relating to male-to-female transexxuals engaging in physical violence against another person(s).

"Geez.....I saw that tranny Tatianna in a punch up"
"Oh yeah....she "punches on like a bloke"

by Signor Dick Pic October 25, 2013

Hawiian Punch Heimlich

Saw your dick off and let it bleed in your mouth then choke on the flacid foreskin you love to lubricate.

I'm so depressed. I guess I'll have to Hawiian Punch Heimlich tonight. The recovery was long and hard last time but the sympathy is great to resolve my depression.

by Pimp Juice King March 14, 2008

punch me in the fucking face

When someone has the ever so familiar look of wanting to punch you in the face and you tell them to, you provoke them by repeating it louder and more aggressive until it happens, you expected it, and when it happens, you can't believe they did it.

Me: "You want to punch me right now, you want to punch me right now, but you wont. You want to punch me to Bryan? You guys both look like you might want to hit me in the face. You do, I can tell. Well why don't you do it! Why don't you punch me in the face?! PUNCH ME... IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!"

Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)

punch me in the fucking face

by eliotores October 20, 2010