midget amputee porn is the holy grail of all porn for those that are weird and wacky enough to want to watch it. Obviously contains midgets that are dismembered dancing the good dance!!!
by dannyboy1373 November 10, 2007
Get the midget amputee pornmug. by BabyD June 22, 2006
Get the soft core pornmug. The anamoly that occurs after having so much messed up porn available online that a picture of a naked blonde doesnt cut it anymore
Brad: Ay dude i got the new issue of Hustler
Chris: No time right now, im watching a 50-1 gangbang
Brad: You gotta see a psychiatrist about that progressive porn disorder
Chris: No time right now, im watching a 50-1 gangbang
Brad: You gotta see a psychiatrist about that progressive porn disorder
by Hankgod June 20, 2011
Get the Progressive Porn Disordermug. Midget men trying to go doggystyle on full sized women. In most scenarios, the midget gets tired, and the woman just sits on his dick or blows him to get the cumshot.
by the slut formerly known as your mother November 15, 2004
Get the oompa loompa pornmug. The ctrl+shift+P keyboard shortcut in Mozilla Firefox which enables a browsing mode that does not record history. The, "P" apparently stands for, "private", but was obviously chosen for the mode being very, "porn" friendly.
I used to have to delete all of my private files and login information whenever I browsed the net for smut. It sucked having to sign in to all my frequently visited sites. Then I discovered ctrl+shift+porn
by SpyderNynja November 7, 2009
Get the ctrl+shift+pornmug. That moment after you finished watching some sick, fucked-up, porno and your just sitting there thinking "What the hell is wrong with me?" While you ponder life and shit.
Dude, I just watched some bondage beastiality orgy porn video last night and I immediately had post porn depression.
by Dr.P.Nis March 7, 2016
Get the post porn depressionmug. Try this scenario: Girl 1 is born at 1:30 am in Paris, France on January 2nd. So on every document her birthday is listed as January 2nd.
Exactly one minute later, Girl 2 is born in Boston. In Boston it is 6:31 pm on January 1st. So Girl 2's documents all list her as being born on January 1st, while Girl 1 is listed as born on January 2nd, even though she (1) is older.
Girl 1 and Girl 2 meet up in Los Angeles on January 1st and decide to make a lesbian porn the minute they are both 18. So on January 1st at 3:32 Pm West Coast Time (6:32 PM Boston Time, 1:32 am Paris Time) the cameras start rolling and they get to some hot lesbian action.
Since they are in California, where it is the evening of January 1st, Girl 1 is considered 17, since her documents list her birthday as January 2nd (Though she is exactly 18 years and 2 minutes old). Girl 2 is considered 18, since her documents list her as being born on January 1st.
If the girls make 3 copies of this tape and hand the first copy to Friend A in LA, mail the 2nd copy to Friend B in Boston, and e-mail 3rd copy to Friend C in Paris. Are any of these copies not child porn?
Exactly one minute later, Girl 2 is born in Boston. In Boston it is 6:31 pm on January 1st. So Girl 2's documents all list her as being born on January 1st, while Girl 1 is listed as born on January 2nd, even though she (1) is older.
Girl 1 and Girl 2 meet up in Los Angeles on January 1st and decide to make a lesbian porn the minute they are both 18. So on January 1st at 3:32 Pm West Coast Time (6:32 PM Boston Time, 1:32 am Paris Time) the cameras start rolling and they get to some hot lesbian action.
Since they are in California, where it is the evening of January 1st, Girl 1 is considered 17, since her documents list her birthday as January 2nd (Though she is exactly 18 years and 2 minutes old). Girl 2 is considered 18, since her documents list her as being born on January 1st.
If the girls make 3 copies of this tape and hand the first copy to Friend A in LA, mail the 2nd copy to Friend B in Boston, and e-mail 3rd copy to Friend C in Paris. Are any of these copies not child porn?
by theotherneuguy September 20, 2010
Get the Lesbian Porn Paradoxmug.