To be absolutely screwed over
"I locked myself out, proper wanked myself blind."
"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."
"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."
by Ketty Walsh December 11, 2017
it is self explanatory when you splooge over a birds tit and it runs down the nipples,
also used when playing slender the arrival and u shit urself
also used when playing slender the arrival and u shit urself
by bung the booce November 13, 2014
A challenge of wanking during an advert break and climaxing before your television programme returns. The ability to do so can vary depending on the content and length of the adverts.
by Mottymania May 09, 2019
When you make a small cut on your penis shaft, then you proceed to cut a hole in a lemon and have a wank!
This can be painful or pleasurable.
This can be painful or pleasurable.
John- "Have you heard the new wanking method? It's painful but nice at the same time! It's Lemon wanking"
Garry- "Yeah, not my kind of thing though. I think Spencer likes it!"
Garry- "Yeah, not my kind of thing though. I think Spencer likes it!"
by Chewbacca M9 May 22, 2017
by Skerries Goat September 23, 2022
Masterbating in a caravan
by Lanky cass July 12, 2017
The term 'Bloody wanks' is slang for 'Bloody wanker'
It is used in the same way, but gives it a bit more unique than the normal word.
It is used in the same way, but gives it a bit more unique than the normal word.
by mikkel the great May 28, 2011