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Mexican breakfast

When you awake to a fellow bending over you in the "toilet position" with his balls in your mouth and a fart escaping out his arse on to your eyes. Popular on stag do's. This was named due to the similarity to the warm Mexican air and salty taste in your mouth.
Got served up a Mexican breakfast this morning. What a horrible start to the day.
by Eddie Munsta July 9, 2016
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mexican basterd

A silly wetback who has no father just like tyrone
Those Mexican basterds Stoll my tacos agian
by Jesusisnotmexican January 10, 2018
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mexican makeover

when a guy craps on his lover, and smears the shit around creating a brown pigment, resembling a mexican.
when jack gave jill a mexican makeover, she was hardly recognizable because he did such a swell job.
by billy calvert December 11, 2007
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Mexican Fountain

The act of urinating inside the vagina of a woman during sexual intercourse.
Chad and RayRay are in the middle of fucking...

Chad: "Do you want me to pee inside you?"

RayRay: "No thankyou. I'm not interested in recieving a Mexican Fountain from you. Tell your dugan to hold it."
by Dr. Humpsalot June 11, 2006
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Mexican Angie

To deficate in a spray or splatter fashion onto an object such as a toilet, floor, or wall.
Angie, a woman from ohio was in Mexico for a wedding. Suddenly had to use a restroom and did not make it to the toilet. She gave that bathroom a "Mexican Angie"
by St Pete Paul November 27, 2007
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Mexican Halloween

The act of rubbing feces on your face to make a mask and giving oral sex with a piece of candy in your mouth.
Do you have any jolly ranchers? I'm about to give someone a mexican halloween. Also I need feces.
by Capt. Spankee Magoo October 30, 2009
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Mexican Nut Shot

When a male forms his scrotum into shape of a bowl to create a shot glass. He then pours tequila into the bowl portion, lines the rim with salt, and squirts a layer of lime juice on his penis. Then someone licks the salt, takes the shot, and laps up the lime juice.
When John quaffed the Mexican Nut Shot from Eric he accidentally swallowed the worm...
by MexicanNutShot August 23, 2014
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