The Frisky Mexican

When two mexicans feel the need for something more mexican than the perfectly structured spicy pendaho of a well prepared taco, in which the male mexican puts spicy pendaho in the female mexicans vag and eats her out while the female puts a soft taco shell around his shlong and gives him some old fashioned mexican fun, in a sixty nine sexual motion.

"Dude hows it goin?"
"Im beamin man i just did The Frisky Mexican with a slippery gypsy!!!"
"Thats some hot shit mon."

by I b 6 u b 9 October 26, 2011

Mexican Josey

Mexican Josey is the stupid kid in the trumpet section that won’t shut up and looks like a fish. He has big fish lips, and has a bad hair day everyday. He has broken glasses and looks Chinese without them. He has a Mexican sister that is fat and annoying as hell. She doesn’t shut up about her burritos and is awful at trumpet. He has a broken trumpet because he drops it all the time and puts it through the washing machine to clean it. He ascts like a porch monkey by being loud and obnoxious and jumps around throwing shit. He looks like he eats garbage and dead squirrels everyday. Has no common sense or sense of fashion. His real name is Jose but Mexican Josey suits better. Mexicans hate him because he’s too lazy to help with the vegetables harvests.

You see how Mexican Josey did his unicorn costume? It looks like a dildo made of socks.

by dieselmechanicjohnnystalin November 11, 2018

mexican makeover

when a guy craps on his lover, and smears the shit around creating a brown pigment, resembling a mexican.

when jack gave jill a mexican makeover, she was hardly recognizable because he did such a swell job.

by billy calvert December 11, 2007

Mexican Angie

To deficate in a spray or splatter fashion onto an object such as a toilet, floor, or wall.

Angie, a woman from ohio was in Mexico for a wedding. Suddenly had to use a restroom and did not make it to the toilet. She gave that bathroom a "Mexican Angie"

by St Pete Paul November 27, 2007

Mexican Fountain

The act of urinating inside the vagina of a woman during sexual intercourse.

Chad and RayRay are in the middle of fucking...

Chad: "Do you want me to pee inside you?"

RayRay: "No thankyou. I'm not interested in recieving a Mexican Fountain from you. Tell your dugan to hold it."

by Dr. Humpsalot June 11, 2006

Mexican Halloween

The act of rubbing feces on your face to make a mask and giving oral sex with a piece of candy in your mouth.

Do you have any jolly ranchers? I'm about to give someone a mexican halloween. Also I need feces.

by Capt. Spankee Magoo October 30, 2009

Mexican Nut Shot

When a male forms his scrotum into shape of a bowl to create a shot glass. He then pours tequila into the bowl portion, lines the rim with salt, and squirts a layer of lime juice on his penis. Then someone licks the salt, takes the shot, and laps up the lime juice.

When John quaffed the Mexican Nut Shot from Eric he accidentally swallowed the worm...

by MexicanNutShot August 23, 2014