snowman lesbian

Similar to a peacock preening its feathers, the snowman lesbian builds and maintains her snowman in order to attract a mate. A snowman lesbian might spend days or even weeks on a single snowman but finding another lesbian to U-Haul home with makes it all worth it.

John: “Why’d she move to Montana?”
Betty: “Oh, she’s a snowman lesbian. She’s gotta go live somewhere with a lot of snow to have any chance of getting laid.”

by Zohiel January 20, 2025

Male lesbian

Where science and logic say that men are lesbian

Andrew is a male lesbian

by Jajajajajshshd ckxiuajamdmdkd March 27, 2022

Lesbian

Frank Iero

(I'm joking lol, plz don't be mad)

Person 1: Depresbians rule!
Person 2: yes, a fellow lesbian

by mcr xD June 16, 2021

Complex Lesbian

A lesbian who searches for a deep and loving complex relationship. A Complex Lesbian will be around their crush a lot, but also study them from afar to see more of what they’re like. They take notes on personality, and try to find a girl that fits with them perfectly. Complex Lesbians are usually confident, and flirty. Once in a relationship they’re very tender and loving, and will do anything to make their partner happy. They don’t need a lot, all they need is to see their girlfriend smile.

Girl 1: when i had a crush on you, i would also take notes on what you like

Girl 2: i was clueless then, had no idea you were such a complex lesbian

Girl 1: *giggles* surprise

by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020

Lesbian

Not me.
Im a gay boy.
There is NOT difference, obviously, lol.

lesbian girls and gay boys like myself are not different at all lol

by Roajdeg1120 September 2, 2022

Lesbian

A WOMAN (because women are amazing and beautiful and hot) who is attracted to another WOMAN. Not MEN (because as charming as you think you are, you shouldn't keep harassing the HOT ASS WOMEN that are attracted (and rightfully so) to other HOT ASS WOMEN.)

We don't like you Emily, or you Jacob. So let it go.
Or
Yes, Brooklyn, I'm still a lesbian. Yes, Brooklyn that crush on that guy that one time was horrible and I am mentally scared. Yes, Brooklyn, God has let me live another day, and yes Riley (who's a guy) I am going to make it your problem.

by I am a LESBIAN October 1, 2022

Lesbian

Women who are always mean

Lesbians: "Trans men should be ashamed of themselves for being men! Gay people shouldn't like men it's disgusting! #TERF"
Everyone else in the community: "This is why you have that stereotype."

by sanelesbian69 September 23, 2021