THREE LEGGED MONSTER

A person who has three legs. Usually named jared.

Attracts only ones and fours

How does jared walk. He is a three legged monster

by mr.steelyogurl February 22, 2017

peg leg nico

Cute kid w a peg leg that stays in the friend zone

Hey did you see peg leg nico and that girl? She totally curved him...

by Shhshdhdhhfbdd June 2, 2017

phat dead leg

Phat dead leg is a painful dead leg.

"I've got a phat dead leg"

by Escape2wonderland October 11, 2016

old man legs

A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.

-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!

-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's

by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016

other leg

Penis

Yo dude suck my other leg

by Moofasaa September 24, 2016

shaft leg

When your dick droops down as long as your leg

Girl: ohh shit he has a shaft leg

by Newkitty September 4, 2016

stank leg

Another term for a dirty slutt; so easy half the party sleeps with her before she even thinks about washing that dicked down stank pussy.

Hey we are having a party..
Bring all the stank legs, I'm trying to fuck.

by gloved3 August 24, 2016