When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
by BBC401 July 3, 2021

by Drog65 October 5, 2020

I had bubble guts so bad and shit myself in the shower. It was so running I had to syrup kick it towards the drain.
by anonymous March 5, 2024

by Tommyj123456 August 21, 2022

by Ki ho alu August 30, 2018

"That won't save your sweet little grandma when I fast-fall, 360, 420, Double-Y Fly Kick her off a bridge on her fucking nose"
-Wolfy Playz
-Wolfy Playz
by Ultimate G A Y February 10, 2022
