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Jacob Smyth

The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.
“Jacob Smyth really popped out at the party last night!”
by PlutoniumGinger May 8, 2024
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Jacob

the biggest ass i have ever seen....
by Astric420 May 16, 2022
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Jacob and Olivia

A strong young couple who loves to make other people happy. Doesn’t like to be public with their love but everyone knows it’s very strong
by Ghost271727 March 14, 2023
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Jacob

the most loving and caring person you’ll ever meet. he has dark brown hair and dark eyes. a beautiful smile and he is the most perfect human on this earth. if you have a jacob you know how wonderful they are but my jacob will always be the best one out there. hes funny, hes kind, hes protective but not too much, hes comforting and gives the best cuddles. hes just amazing.
person 1: “man your boyfriend is amazing!’

person 2: “yeah hes a jacob”
by anonymous January 5, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy who has a dig bick
Girl 1: Omg Jacob's bick is so dig
Girl 2: I know
by Ja228 October 7, 2022
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Jacob

The most amazing human being ever.Kind, thoughtful, funny and just a “tad” sarcastic. He’s someone that will always do his best to cheer you up when you’re down and loves to make people happy. Despite all the hardships he went through he’s still the great person he is today. He’s quite the snacc and his smile is just 🔥🔥🔥 (he may insist he’s not a snacc but that’s a lie). A genuine person to be around and you’re really missing out if you don’t know him already. Though he does have a wifey so go find someone else to romanticize.
Jeez I wish my husband was a Jacob
by _Nothing_But_FACTS October 4, 2020
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Jacob

has a obsession for red link in any smash games
can draw magical powers from the color of his character and use it to beat the crap out of his friends in smash
is only matched by a special few players
that kid is a beast at super smash with red link
he must be a jacob
better get the special few players
by The Bomb486 December 19, 2019
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