Jacob

A fat bitch who sits across from me in World History and he always wears a trump 2020 hat.

Look at this absolute loon!
That's Jacob.

by Fuck.Jacob November 15, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a pussy

Jacobbatboy more like mother fucking 3 eyed triple chin pussy

jacob

by arfse October 1, 2021

Jacob brodbeck

A faggit that’s only good enuf to pick up a cute girl once and a while but is isn’t good at anything else

That guy over there is a Jacob brodbeck

by Bye your best frind July 29, 2018

Haven and Jacob

Best couple ever. Complete opposites but overall amazing that’s why they are meant for eachother! They are an extreme power couple and they will have kids that turn out to be models someday

Friend 1: Omgosh look how cute haven and Jacob are

Friend 2: are you joking they are together now??!? They r so freaking adorable

by Jbabe73 August 3, 2019

Jacob

Secretly the gayest guy in the squad or friend group

He’s such a Jacob

by The real Jacob May 24, 2020

Jacob

jacob is a pathetic dick wad who gets emotionally attached way to quick and blames a his suicidal tendencies on you‼︎

man i hate jacob.

by rainbowkittensurprise November 2, 2019

Jacob

A guy with two cocks

You know Jacob?
The guy with two cocks?

by Coydee May 19, 2023