Jakum had a boner in pe so he went to the toilet but when he arrived he saw a Jack off centre!
There were boys relieving themselves everywhere! He got his big dick out and jacked off ! He wanked his dick until he shot a load out !
A few minutes later the pe teacher arrived , his face droped but he joined in the wanking club. !
There were boys relieving themselves everywhere! He got his big dick out and jacked off ! He wanked his dick until he shot a load out !
A few minutes later the pe teacher arrived , his face droped but he joined in the wanking club. !
by yep9 July 20, 2014
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Get the Flap Jack mug.Term used to describe someone you once dated, who unlike you, cannot let go. So they "pop-up" randomly in places they know you frequent as such: Your favorite book store, the park where you go jogging, the mid-night movie at the theater near your house - even though they live at least an hour away.
An individual demonstrating Jack-in-the-box tendencies can quickly become a Stalker or a full blown Psychopath if not confronted with the Jack-in-the-box behavior.
An individual demonstrating Jack-in-the-box tendencies can quickly become a Stalker or a full blown Psychopath if not confronted with the Jack-in-the-box behavior.
Smitty and Jane break-up. Smitty, in a fit of anguish tells Jane he is leaving the country and never coming back.
Later that week....
Jane is jogging along her favorite running trail, rounds the bend and there Smitty is running toward her with a shit eating grin..."Oh Jane! I wasn't expecting to see you here!?!?" Smitty has pulled a classic Jack-in-the-Box.
Later that week....
Jane is jogging along her favorite running trail, rounds the bend and there Smitty is running toward her with a shit eating grin..."Oh Jane! I wasn't expecting to see you here!?!?" Smitty has pulled a classic Jack-in-the-Box.
by Sophacles September 26, 2012
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"You'll always remember this day as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow."
"But where is the rum?"
"You'll always remember this day as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow."
"But where is the rum?"
by Tali Snake-Sparrow December 1, 2003
Get the jack sparrow mug.Refers to pricing of items for sale. Generally implies that the marked price is higher than the item is worth for marketing reasons (to get a higher discounted sale price), or raised due to high demand (gouge price).
Some sale! These prices are all jacked up!
The car price is jacked up $3000 over list because no one has any left on the lot!
The car price is jacked up $3000 over list because no one has any left on the lot!
by KP: July 11, 2006
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