1)where most 5 year old's, with broken mics and an annoying habit of thinking they are cool because they get husky over a video game, get a false sense of skill whether it is noob-tubing, camping, running around at 7x's the speed any normal human being could run, or any other annoying habits

2)made because the makers of Call of Duty: Modern Warefare
who's KDR's were not good enough so they decided to make it more noob friendly and completely screw up the game

3)worst game to play when you are not in a good mood because most likely u will get even more pissed off and have to resist beating yourself with any nearby blunt objects

4) the game where the only positive thing is in-lobby muting :D
Player 1: "Dude i just got 3 nukes in a row in Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2"
me: "who cares you probably camped with a RPG at the ready like you always do!"
by costs:yoursoul!!! August 17, 2010
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I'm gonna call my dad

A phrase used by weak middle schoolers to try and intimidate people bigger than them. Usually followed by a fictional story about their dad's fighting feats.
Bully: I told you to stay away from here. Now hand over any money you got on you!
Victim: Back off or I'm gonna call my dad, loser. He killed 100 people in Afghanistan.
by Exterminator (not really) August 15, 2019
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full service wake up call

When your woman wakes up and sucks your morning wood...insists you cum in her mouth...then rings you out from behind the beans until your dry and then goes to work..
She grabbed my morning wood and gave me a full service wake up call....mmm.
by Raw ghost rider November 03, 2023
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Ricky Repass calls it free money so we can get it free lol I can’t wait to get back with my family and I will see you later this weekend and we will see how much you have a lot of money on the phone call me when you get back from me lol lol yeah
Ricky Repass calls it free money.
by Fat hog February 14, 2022
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CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING

I'm scared too but I'd rather deal with it than have you deal with it
"Hey mom i'm headed out!"

"CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING!"
by im not so February 18, 2022
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Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.
OP: Why do they call it the Xbox 360?
Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Faggot: 360 degrees is a full circle retard.
by I think halo is a pretty cool. January 01, 2012
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he call me big purr

comee make that pussy pur
cum owo he call me big purr
by hitherlol April 22, 2021
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