A sarcastic response to a false and or generally fucking stupid accusation
of any kind
Typically of political or racist varieties
Based on a genuine response from the CEO of TikTok Shou Zi Chew about alleged connections between ByteDance and the Chinese government brought up by US Senator Tom Cotton
of any kind
Typically of political or racist varieties
Based on a genuine response from the CEO of TikTok Shou Zi Chew about alleged connections between ByteDance and the Chinese government brought up by US Senator Tom Cotton
by My Name Jeff but Epic March 19, 2024
Get the I'm Singaporeanmug. A common phrase said by women, specifically young women, symbolizing they are indeed not fine, but do not want you to know that.
Person 1 - Hey, are you okay, you seem kinda out of it?
Girl 1 - I'm fine.
Person 1 - Are you sure?
Girl 1 - Yes! I'm fine!
Girl 1 - I'm fine.
Person 1 - Are you sure?
Girl 1 - Yes! I'm fine!
by #Theworldisending January 18, 2022
Get the I'm finemug. I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation
Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.
by SantanaFlorDeLuna October 20, 2023
Get the I'm Deadmug. Cousin Jay is clearly harassing that chick at Burger King and then omitting half the story and acting like he wasn't.
Hym "I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to. And apparently you DO allow it. You allow it and you CHOOSE the child murder over not harassing people... Repeatedly! You choose child murder over letting people cash in on their brilliant ideas. You CHOSE child murder and cover up. Those were YOUR choices. Put and end to this before I choose it with you."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
Get the I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going tomug. Three two-letter words that somebody uses when they want to make short work of whatever task that needs to be done.
Especially when that person who said it is closest to that problem to tackle it.
Especially when that person who said it is closest to that problem to tackle it.
Jimmy the supervisor was on the floor surveying all while Jerry is putting stock on the shelves at the liquor store.
Jimmy gets a call on his cell, answers it, and listens...
Jimmy (listening intently, then replies): ... Yes, sir! You need that NOW?!
And meet you at the front part of the store? Okay, sir!
(Jimmy yells to James...)
Jimmy (with emphasis): Jerry! I need you to get six bottles of Cristal, 3 bottles of José Cuervo, some whiskey sour mix,
two super-big bottles of Jack Daniel's, a case of Captain Morgan, and 4 bottles of Scotch! Get a crate and a dolly ready!
Jerry (asking): What's the occasion?
Jimmy (straightforward): A client wants to stock up for a New Year's party right now! Trying to beat the holiday rush!
Jerry (surprised): He is?! I'm on it!
Jimmy: Hold up, Jerry! I'll help you! Get that dolly and a couple of boxes, and we'll get that done ASAP PDQ!
Jimmy gets a call on his cell, answers it, and listens...
Jimmy (listening intently, then replies): ... Yes, sir! You need that NOW?!
And meet you at the front part of the store? Okay, sir!
(Jimmy yells to James...)
Jimmy (with emphasis): Jerry! I need you to get six bottles of Cristal, 3 bottles of José Cuervo, some whiskey sour mix,
two super-big bottles of Jack Daniel's, a case of Captain Morgan, and 4 bottles of Scotch! Get a crate and a dolly ready!
Jerry (asking): What's the occasion?
Jimmy (straightforward): A client wants to stock up for a New Year's party right now! Trying to beat the holiday rush!
Jerry (surprised): He is?! I'm on it!
Jimmy: Hold up, Jerry! I'll help you! Get that dolly and a couple of boxes, and we'll get that done ASAP PDQ!
by Wa11ar00 September 12, 2022
Get the I'm on itmug. This refers to the popular tv show character Jake The Dog from adventure time absolutely stroking the shit out of his big veiny dih
by I'm Jaking It February 11, 2025
Get the I'm Jaking Itmug. To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride (Kio, Kio) 'til I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Riding on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride (Kio, Kio) 'til I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Riding on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
by darkclaw wolfgod November 20, 2021
Get the I'm gonna take my horsemug.