Have a Perman

Having a line of coke in the morning at work.

Fuck me Jim! you look like you’ re still sleeping! go on have a Perman in the disabled toilet and get back on your feet.

by Llewelyn October 23, 2019

why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion

why do i have an onion plz i wanna know

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

you have bevel

When you gotta tell someone they have the bevel tool in Blender to make a triangle.

YOU HAVE BEVEL, TYLER!

by DimpsyBoots November 2, 2019

my words have been taken out of me

Ryan Yerrow's saying its copyrighted it his don't take it, its his in his newest video (yes he finally found the publish button on his YouTube channel)

Ryan: My words have been taken out of me, that's a saying now I just coined it it's mine sorry nobody else can say it, copyrighted it

by LolitsmeL November 28, 2020

Beef sandwich having Slunt

When a slutty cunt has a beef sandwich of a bucket fanny between their legs.

Shazza H loves taking a plethora of long, oblong objects, including the local fire department’s shafts, up her beef sandwich clunge. She is also a slutty cunt. Therefore, she is a beef sandwich having slunt.

by Abdul Ba December 1, 2020

You people have become very predictable and dull

See, for an INTJ it is easy for me to predict people’s motives after only a while of observation.

The Jewish administration of this website is laughing at you people. Heehee, Dumfuqs.

He’s like a spider that has trapped flies into his web.

You people have become very predictable and dull

by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020

I'll have your head

A threat basically meaning that the recipient is in very serious trouble if certain conditions are met.

If I find out you're lying to me, then by God, I'll have your head!

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 16, 2020