ass hat

an ass hat is someone that hate every thing

logan paul is an ass hat

by lovecat9071 July 7, 2018

Haylock Hat Trick

The Haylock Hat Trick is defined as a male having sex with a female using all three holes within a 24 hour period (aka Anal, Vaginal & Oral).

Harry pulled off a Haylock Hat Trick with the girl he picked up at the bar last night.

by Gypsy May 26, 2022

Ass-hat

A guy who has no sense of good morals and is a skinny "ass-hat"

Ellis Stokes is a fucking ass-hat

by metalbaddie January 28, 2024

butt hat

to sit on top of someone’s head

can be used to show victory
verb: to give someone a butt hat

We started off with a tickle fight. I gave them a butt hat and they surrendered.

by butthat January 6, 2021

hooey hat

A hat to announce that you think you're a Libertarian, but really love the police state.

"I put on my hooey hat and drove my V8 to the gun show"

by BobLoblawsLawBlogNoEspanol October 23, 2022

Natural hat trick

The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.

I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!

by 220swifty August 7, 2022

Zendaya's Big Hat

You : Holy shit that hat is big
Zendaya : Don't Forget to Smile.. :)

Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Smile
Smile
Smile
Forget to
Smile
.
.
.
:)

Zendaya's Big Hat will come for us all...

All hail the hat
All hail the hat
All hail the hat

by EIKOOP_YM33P May 22, 2025