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zombie government

A non or partly-functioning government usually with several vacant ministerial posts and a caretaker Prime Minister, who can only do certain things until a successor is elected. Usually, this is seen as a reason that a general election must be called.
“We have a zombie government and a prime minister missing in action. The country deserves better during this time of national crisis.” - Christine Jardine, Liberal Democrat MP
by Bryn89 August 8, 2022
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Blue Gloved Santa

A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.
We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).
by DJTruth December 10, 2022
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Gluten Governor

A person who severely hates anything to do with gluten
Jill is such a gluten governor! She hates anything and everything to do with gluten. Gluten is the worst - Jill
by Male Name February 17, 2023
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Female grave robber

Some one who hits on elderly women for sexual reasons.
That female grave robber is hanging around the senior citizens' bingo hall again,waiting for some horizontal action.
by mugamop April 14, 2023
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Ashley govender

A slay queen,absolute girl boss that has travelled the world,the phrase “Ashley govender” normally refers to those of the lgbtq+ community who partake in the enojoyment of the natural earth and google maps, they love to make dad jokes and host bible meetings! with snacks but ashy washy lies 🥺🥺🥺🥺they say they have a wife to hide their true identity not only are they gay with a piss kink they are also Batman💕🤞🏻
“Omg look he’s such an Ashley govender”

Take me to church I worship like a dog in the shrine of Ashley govender”

“1 June is Ashley govender month”
by Daddymilflover May 30, 2023
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Replica Glove

the replica glove is a glove in slap battles that has 46 power, 14 spe- 16 speed, and has the abillty to spawn a clone of yourself but clones have really low iq so dont be suprised if they just walked off the edge. theres also a 1/7500 chance of spawning bob which gives u a badge if u successfully spawm bob. overall its kinda bad but eh its meh.
"Clones have a very low iq, don't be suprised if they just walk off a cliff" - Replica Glove Tooltip.
by memeaddictive2 July 15, 2023
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Sober Glove

The sober glove is the way, the truth, and the light out on the roads after you gullet too many beerz with the boys. Have too many beerz? Get behind that wheel and strap on your sober glove!
After a way few too many at Club J, The Midtowner, and Brozzz, Cakeman reached in his pocket and heard those keys rattle. It was time to shake and bake baby!!! He strapped on that sober glove and made Cty M his bitch. Yeehaw brother!!!
by RawDyke July 16, 2023
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