Shower cap

Shower cap

1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.

2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.

Karen: "Hey bab..*drunken puke burp* wadda slaaay you shower cap me ova by da juke box?"

by Intertubes9000 May 1, 2020

shower whiskey

Drinking your own piss while in the shower.

I can’t wait to drink some shower whiskey!

by Workingforaliving May 31, 2023

Sunflower shower

When you take a shower but instead of water that comes out of the shower head it’s bright yellow piss

Ummm just to let you know I don’t have a normal shower, I have a sunflower shower

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 August 31, 2020

pre-shower

standing in the rain enough to get pretty wet. hence...a 'pre-shower'.

Oh my gosh its pouring outside. I totally got a pre-shower from my car to the door.

I went ouside so much without an umbrella I so got like 4 pre-showers.

wet rain umbrella shower soaked drenched

by AmAniAc September 3, 2012

Hercules shower

Taking a shower and a bath with your friend.

Dude let’s rip a Hercules shower real quick.

by anonymis3959572 September 3, 2022

What a job and shower

When you don’t know what a job or a shower is, perhaps you’ve never had one.

First popular appearance found in an Ashby Florence TikTok live, where fans in the comments tormented her by spamming the phrase without explanation

Ashby, what a job and shower???

by BatmansChild September 25, 2025

shower in a bottle.

The first beer after a long day of hard work.

Describes what is felt after drinking the first beer after a hard day of work.

-Dude you need to stop at the store....
*why? We're a block away from your house
-I need a shower in a bottle.

Awwwwww.

i love these showers in a bottle. Best time of the day

by Full Status August 28, 2011