Ethan I am pretty sure is not human. He looks like sid the sloth from ice age. he thinks hes funny but no one laughs at him and hes just a sad twat in the corner. he smells and has dirty finger nails
ethan: "look at me im shacking the toilet door because im really funny"
me: *kicks him in the leg*
ethan: *cries like a bitch on the bench*
me: *kicks him in the leg*
ethan: *cries like a bitch on the bench*
by oggasboogas February 24, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. by zoebrnstttr July 18, 2020
Get the ethan brinkleymug. Ethan’s are definitely the most unique and adventurous humans you will ever meet. In fact, they aren’t even human. They are a mermaid.
If your name is Ethan, the earth is bound to be your best friend and will protect you at all costs. Ethan’s are also super handsome and charming, and can pull any guy or gal.
Ethan’s Schlongs are also among the biggest of the land, but not as big as their mighty tridents.
If I were describe Ethan in three words, it would be Dauntless. Beautiful. And amazing.
If your name is Ethan, the earth is bound to be your best friend and will protect you at all costs. Ethan’s are also super handsome and charming, and can pull any guy or gal.
Ethan’s Schlongs are also among the biggest of the land, but not as big as their mighty tridents.
If I were describe Ethan in three words, it would be Dauntless. Beautiful. And amazing.
Example 1: Last week I saw Ethan in the hallway and he gave me blue balls
Example 2: I did too! I accidentally moaned and wet my pants.
Example 2: I did too! I accidentally moaned and wet my pants.
by Haikumom November 22, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. 
ethan wilkins is the funniest down to earth guy you will ever meet. he cares so much about his friends or girlfriend and doesn’t care what anyone thinks. he trusts everyone and always smells really good he has amazing brown hair and is really good at hockey. he is alright at math and loves when people smile. when you are with him you feel safe and loves to eat... anything. he has an amazing six pack and doesn’t know know he has them. if you found an ethan wilkins don’t let him go... ever.
by talia martinez September 20, 2018
Get the Ethan Wilkinsmug.