Dump Edging

Similar to regular Sexual Edging. Dump Edging is where you start to Turtle Head, but at the last minute contract your sphincter and suck the turd back into your bowels. After you've done this a few times, and you finally get to release your load, you'll be sweating with euphoria, as endorphins flood your body.

I was riding the 230 home, after a long lunch of spicy Indian food, and got the urge to continue the endorphin hit. So I decided to do a bit of Dump Edging on the bus to tide me over, until I arrived at the sanctity of my home base toilet

by Uncle George Pell September 15, 2021

Trooper Dump

The propensity to drop 2ST + 1ST together while playing LWSB thinking that’s a great strategy. (It is not a great strategy).

Every match seems like a constant barrage of trooper dumps.

by DieAgain October 6, 2022

Come dump

Come dump is the same as cum dump but are trying too be secretly about it.

person 1: This is the come dump and go
person 2: sooooo the cum dump and go
person 1: yeah.........

by This.is.for.smite March 27, 2022

dump cunt

dump cunt is typically used to define a stupid & annoying female who should be cummed on and then abandoned on the side of the road. hints the word dump cunt, dump meaning cum and cunt meaning pussy.

yeah she is super attractive but this dump cunt thought it was okay to throw something during the argument

by THEMOSTINTERESTING May 13, 2023

dump phone

A burner phone

I poop tweet on my dump phone.

by jackmormonpriest August 15, 2018

spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.

I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.

by thechri5 March 1, 2019

Hard Dump

A hard dump, as opposed to a soft dump, is when a partner suddenly severs ties with his/her partner. It is not uncommon to find this style breakup in today’s fast-paced, instant gratification culture. Contrary to popular belief, this breakup practice can be used in any relationship from pseudo to factual. A hard dump is almost always associated with phrases such as “I think you’re a really great person” or “I hope we can still be friends” and the all-time favorite “I know you’ll find someone as amazing as you are”

Can you believe how Brad hard dumped Angelina? I heard he did it via text, too. Ouchhh

by The Man. The Myth. April 21, 2022