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The Ukrainian farm dragon, also known as the little green tractor, is an apex predator found in the farmlands of Ukraine which usually preys on Russian battle tanks and armored personnel carrier. Its other preys include TOR missile systems and self-propelled multiple rocket launcher systems. While primarily believed to be a solitary hunter, there have been recorded pieces of evidence that suggest they are capable of hunting in packs, capable of bringing down an entire invasive herd of tanks and apcs.
The Ukrainian farm dragon, also known as the little green tractor, is an apex predator found in the farmlands of Ukraine which usually preys on Russian battle tanks and armored personnel carrier. Its other preys include TOR missile systems and self-propelled multiple rocket launcher systems. While primarily believed to be a solitary hunter, there have been recorded pieces of evidence that suggest they are capable of hunting in packs, capable of bringing down an entire invasive herd of tanks and apcs.
Ivan: Comrade, we just received orders to loot, rape, and exterminate civilians in Kalmiuskyi District. You coming?
Boris: You're on your own, Ivan. We just spotted a Ukrainian farm dragon at the mouth of the Kalmius river. We want to live through this.
Boris: You're on your own, Ivan. We just spotted a Ukrainian farm dragon at the mouth of the Kalmius river. We want to live through this.
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Get the Ukrainian farm dragon mug.A question asked to a fucking worthless piece of shit. This question is asked between 50 - 100 times in a day to remind a twat that his life sucks. It’s often asked to employees at Pepe's Piri Piri.
Employee at Pepe’s : (exhales)
Ashman : BOMBACLAT !!!!! , (clears his throat and spits at his face) Where’s the dragon balls ?
Employee at Pepe’s : (Starts to play Russian roulette by himself)
Ashman : BOMBACLAT !!!!! , (clears his throat and spits at his face) Where’s the dragon balls ?
Employee at Pepe’s : (Starts to play Russian roulette by himself)
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