Coffee-functional

Adj: people whose mental functionality in the morning starts only after 🤔 they've had their coffee

If you cannot function in the mornings w/out your coffee...you're coffee-functional. Are you coffee-functional?

by Sexydimma March 3, 2026

Coffee-functional

Adj: you become functional in the morning only after having had your cup of coffee

Are you coffee-functional?

by Sexydimma March 4, 2026

coffeemwork

Cooperative labors in a group of people to create and serve/deliver steaming cups of "jitter-joe".

Depending on your guests' liquid-libation preferences, it can take lots of dedicated TEAmwork and/or COFFEEmwork to keep da copious "staying awake" liquids flowin' freely!

by QuacksO March 12, 2026

Coffee Computer Ballistic Missile

For one to eat a large quantity of walnuts.

He coffee computer ballistic missiled on thursday!

by pizzaman120124 March 14, 2026

Coffee w/ cream

A person with light brown skin, similar to coffee with cream.

You're white.
You're coffee w/ cream.

by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025

Coffnoff

When you suck up coffee from a straw and blow it in someone arsehole.

Hey babe, fancy a coffnoff?

by Kenough May 8, 2025

Coffee extinction 2030

Coffee extinction 2030 is when Coffee will become extinct. It will happen between 2030 and 2040 because of global warming (climate change). No Coffee means no Caffeine. No Caffeine means we will have to rely on Strattera and Adipex pills from MyHotDrug.com and Modafinil and Armodafinil pills from ModafinilXL.com and Khat seeds to grow Khat from GardenShaman.Eu and extract it with limes and drink the bitter juice. Legalizing Khat (which is more drought resistant and withstands higher temperatures than Coffee) is a strategy to deal with global warming. Using Strattera, Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex in the meantime works. Benzedrex also works.

Tony: I like Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex. It's the Coffee of the future. I stocked up, so I'm prepared for the future Coffee extinction 2030.

by HawaiianPunch1 June 15, 2025