A Chris, Especially a goofy dude who thinks that he is Batman and thinks he can fight like mike Tyson, he also goes to gym which makes a Chris better than anyone else, he can also do some dumb stuff online and Irl, people hate him but he doesn’t care about it, he is simple just better than anyone, he never likes to do anything, only likes to lay on his bed and watch markiplier on you tube, and he is also a motivational speaker helping people get their life’s back together and make you never give up on your dreams, and can also make you laugh with the most dumbest, gayest, and racist jokes you’ve ever heard, and never likes to listen to anyone, he prefers to do stuff his way, and he’s always leaving his house at midnight cause he’s thinks the city needs him.
by ChrisTren June 23, 2023
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Chris is the guy I cheated on my now ex-boyfriend with. Chris has an even bigger dick and has incredible stamina. While smooth to the touch, he fucks you rough and like he's from the city even though he lives in the suburbs. Pounded me violently on the trampoline graduation night. Lives next to Ryan but I don't dare tell Ryan because he will get jealous. Never spill.
"Chris since you already raped Angelina will you do it to me?"
"Yeah babe ill do anything for you"
"Thanks Daddy"
"Yeah babe ill do anything for you"
"Thanks Daddy"
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Get the Chris Gatdula mug.Chris's are usually dangerous men. They like little girls and been to prison a lot. He is the kind of guy to give alchohol to underaged impressionable children and sells drugs. Chris's usually are very manipulative and delusional. Very dysfunctional. Chris's should be in prison they're whole life for the evil shit they did or might do.
"I think my daughter was molested!"
"By who?"
"Idk?!"
"His name must have been chris."
"How do you know?"
"Most scum bags are named chris."
"By who?"
"Idk?!"
"His name must have been chris."
"How do you know?"
"Most scum bags are named chris."
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Get the Chris mug.Pretty cool guy, kinda wierd. Inside he hates every decision he makes but laughs it off because he has nothing to lose. Likely to become an alcoholic by 25. Woo
Chris is just chris
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