Chill Boner 

another word for cool

dude that song is so chill boner i think i might put it on my ipod.

last night we got so faded it was chill boner.

that's chill boner brah

Chill Boner by Dylan Spit Hot Fire November 4, 2009

beer boner

getting overly excited and slightly aroused when thinking, talking about, or drinking beer.

Jarrod was describing the newest Blue Moon and got a massive beer boner that just wouldn't go away

beer boner by laurenemilyyy December 19, 2009

Vagina boner 

A boner...for your vagina

"He was so sexy I got a vagina boner."

Vagina boner by Kappa Theta Mu February 14, 2012

Corona Boner 

refers to an individual obsessed with the Corona Virus.

Person 1: Dave won't shut up about Corona Virus, he's got a mountain of toilet paper.
Person 2: yeah he's got Corona Boner something bad.

Corona Boner by Joey Pepperonii March 19, 2020

lady boner

when a lady is aroused in her panties. Since she isn't capable of producing an actual erection, she is simply left with a lady boner.

"Stephan, thanks for showing me your HUGE DICK, now i have a lady boner!"

lady boner by theonlyjoe-c. May 2, 2008

soul boner 

The technical description for what's otherwise known as "warm and fuzzy" or "spiritually lascivious;" generally a "deep down inside" kind of feeling that expresses delight and gratification. Basically, it's a boner that both women and men of ALL ages can acquire at any moment in time. This is a unique and distinguishing feature of the soul boner, as it is the only boner available on demand (barring a talented minority of males). Soul boners can be caused by a large portion of the emotional spectrum, spanning from excitement (e.g Ricky Bobby) to amazement (e.g. Shawn Johnson) to downright badassness (e.g. Inglorious Basterds).

Soul boners are commonly known to occur at rock concerts, theme parks, and sporting events. Less commonly, they can occur at the zoo, in church, or in outer space.

Jim: "Hey, Kyle's finger-launching that bridesmaid by the reflecting pool!"
Nick: "Fuck yeah. That shit gives me a boner."
Bob: "That is inappropriate, Nick. Kyle is our friend."
Nick: "Don't be a fag, Bob. It's just a soul boner. I'm rooting for Kyle, that bitch is a MILF!"

soul boner by Mr. Dockingston October 22, 2009

baby arm boner

A semi-hard erection...soft, yet firm like a baby's arm.

She could have really had me going but since we were out at dinner, her foot play only gave me a baby arm boner."

baby arm boner by 1brazilnut April 3, 2009