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turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!
Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018
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The turtle gang

The local soccer club located in sterling commons in Sterling Heights Michigan. These amazing group of soccer players play at local park called dodge park. While everyone wishes they were as good at soccer as all of them.
Man the turtle gang always beats us 3-0 at dodge park.
by The turtle gang December 11, 2018
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baby sea turtle

the fucking cutest little beings made on planet earth.
"did you see those fucking cute ass baby sea turtles!?"
by bunz1983 September 6, 2016
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Jisoo turtle rabbit kim

Jisoo's own made english name - "Jisoo turtle rabbit kim"
- omg its jisoo!
- you mean jisoo turtle rabbit kim?
by Jennieaddi December 19, 2021
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Bathtub turtle

When your stomach and penis float to the surface of the water in the tub, resembling a sea turtle popping its head up.
I have to remember to knock next time before I see another bathtub turtle.
by Kurtjohnson February 24, 2024
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hunting turtle

A robot monster with four legs and a shell and it looks like a turtle but it's not... I learned
Dude I found a strange turtle

That's a hunting turtle... Run
by liner April 5, 2015
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Squirtle turtle

When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up
ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled
by knee swinger April 24, 2022
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