This girl will tell you the tests are hard AF but she scores a 99% on it while everyone else gets 50%.
She will cover her test in times of need and basically you are screwed over by Rachel the snake.
She will cover her test in times of need and basically you are screwed over by Rachel the snake.
by eliemerson November 1, 2018

I thought the story he was telling was legitimate, then he added some random useless information to make the story seem more believable, then I knew he was faking the snake.
by PhoneticPhoenix November 2, 2017

Guy 1: Did you see the governor's kid, Hill
Guy 2: Ya he lives in the land of the snakes
Guy 1: Pshht, what a scrub
Guy 2: Boi, I bet he lives in the palace of a snake
Guy 2: Ya he lives in the land of the snakes
Guy 1: Pshht, what a scrub
Guy 2: Boi, I bet he lives in the palace of a snake
by snake101 April 17, 2017

by Probod November 11, 2017

Ryan: "Oh my god Hannah, you're being so rude."
Hannah: "How?"
Ryan: "Because you're snaking me right now."
Hannah: "How do you know I'm a snake?"
Ryan: "Because it's an emotional ride that I can feel."
Hannah: "How?"
Ryan: "Because you're snaking me right now."
Hannah: "How do you know I'm a snake?"
Ryan: "Because it's an emotional ride that I can feel."
by Snakes "R" us July 18, 2017

When a man is about to cum, he blocks off his urethra with a rubber band. He repeats this 20 times before the final spunk which pops the rubber band off and the cum explosion
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by Heyimamber February 28, 2018
