David

A big fat guy with a very small penis with no bitches has no friends and is a pundare. Sometimes he maybe go out once to get mcdondalds bc he is very fat. he is very gay and goes to school fat with same clothces evry day he also plays fortnite everyday

hey david ur gay as fuck

by pizzabagaren163 October 7, 2020

NSK David

The best rapper ever.

I just listened to the best rapper NSK David.

by Bob the booster October 7, 2020

David Cruz

a sexy black mf

Emmanuel Haylett: Hey do you know who David Cruz is?

Sheyenne :No who is that

Emmanuel Haylett: He is the sexy black mexican kid ☺️

by daddy_dex October 9, 2020

Pulling a David

When you are with a freaky girl so you throw her off by doing her missionary style. But afterwards while she is showering you shit in her purse then leave.

1: I tried Pulling a David last night.
2: Did you clasp the purse afterwards?
1: Nah, could not waste the time
2: Then you didn't officially pull a David

by Adm_Twigs October 9, 2020

David

David is a typical name for gingers. he is the height of a midget, violent, loves football (even though he is shit at it) and has shit grades. dont be like david.

Person 1: Look at that gingermidget.
person 2: he looks like a david.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

david savage

david savage is a literal GOD. he is the sexiest creature in the universe and if you ever see him, you must bow before him and throw your most prized possesions at him. he is special and talented and you MUST respect him and protect him with your life.

"omg is that david savage? lets go bow before him cus he's so sexy"

by savagesavagesavage October 16, 2020

David Loch

A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals

I’m david loch and I approve this message

by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020