Heterosexual Bear Wrestler

What kevjumba is. If you type in "is" on Google, this is the first thing that comes up.
Ryan: Did you know that "Kevjumba is a heterosexual bear wrestler" is the number one search on google?

Phil: Yeah, because that's what he said in one of his videos
by jeeziamsobored June 18, 2011
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alabama grizzly bear

When you shave off all your pubes and put them under your pillow; later, while your having sex, you pull out and go on their face. Then you grab them by their hair, lift up your pillow and slam their face into the pubes. They come up growling because they're pissed off and have pubes all over their face.
"She really pissed me off yesterday, so I gave her an alabama grizzly bear"
by flip ohoolihan March 29, 2014
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reverse bear trap

A device used in the movie, Saw. This device hooks into the upper and lower jaws of a person. They must find a key to unlock the device or it will rip their jaws apart.
When the timer on the back goes off, your mouth will be permanently ripped open. Think of it like a reverse bear trap.
by darkdragonflames132 March 06, 2005
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thug boo bear

a loved one who wants to kill or cause serious bodily harm to you.
madison: I just wish Tyler was nicer.

Tyler: I'm going to kill you.

3rd party: wow Tyler is Madison's thug boo bear for sure.
by vacuumcleaner March 23, 2011
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Bear Gas

Information that is perceived to be nonsensical or innacurate.
A: I reckon Floyd Mayweather Jr would have whipped Muhammed Ali if he went back in time

B: Stop chatting bear gas dude, Ali was the Greatest!
by Hank Bennett May 30, 2010
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Garbage Bear

A deplorable masked animal with rabies who sneaks into trash cans and deserves death
E.g "I saw that fucking garbage bear in my trash can last night , it was elbows to assess till animal control got there."
by Ron Beagly May 14, 2018
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Bear Fucker

A person who is known for messing things up such as plans in video games in an unimaginable way.
(While playing Halo3)
Will: I got bear fucker on my team.
Dillon: Im the only one on our team.
Will: You just blew up our mongoose
Dillon: I dont know how i shot at the enemy.
Will: You just killed us and lost the game
by Bear243 July 23, 2010
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