bo'tle o' wa'er

Meme word used when describing someone with a british accent saying 'bottle of water'

Hey Johnson, Can I have a... BO'TLE O' WA'ER

by dedividahpla July 21, 2021

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J-O hand

n. Shortened phrase meaning “Jack-Off Hand”. The hand that you use to masturbate.

“I wonder if the hand Luke Skywalker got cut off was his J-O Hand”

by TwinFami October 29, 2020

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P me O

Short for "piss me off" or "pissing me off". Has a variety of forms including:

"pmo"
"p m o"
"p'd me o"
"y u p me o"

You have been talking to Donna about your dog all morning and it is starting to p me o.
My boss p'd me o a cliff this morning.......I got demoted to a janitor.
Taylor bailed on our trip to boonies and its safe to say it p'd us o to a never-before-seen level.

by jaaa'mie December 14, 2016

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Jeez o friday

An elaboration on jeez. An exclamation a person makes when they encounter something incredible, astonishing, or overwhelming.

Person 1: Is it a bird?
Person 2: Is it a plane?
Person 3: Jeez o friday, it's Superman!

by buggyboy December 18, 2012

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sphinct-o-second

That split second just as you realise something really bad has/is about to happen, your stomach feels like you're falling off the top of a tall building and your sphincter grips up tighter than a Duck's Arse.

1. I was in the office late at night and thought the place was empty, I was just about to start Rounding up the tadpoles when a cleaner walked in! There was a sphinct-o-second moment while I frantically packed my todger away.

2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !

by ADzski March 07, 2019

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