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by Kirbo the man September 24, 2019

A technique of switching opinions on a subject in order to be better received by different audiences. Sometimes, however, people mistake a thoughtful reconsideration for waffling, an error that can lead to such detrimental effects as the re-election of W.
by Fae August 28, 2004

when a guy takes a shit on a girls stomach then presses down on it with a tennis racket to make the shit look like a waffle
by sexual_waffles October 9, 2016

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"
Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"
Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"
Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
by Tomentos July 24, 2024

A cross between a Dutch Oven and a Blue Waffle. When you fart in someone's vagina and she queefs it back out. As opposed to the normal scentless queef, this one will be as rancid as the infection it will cause later on.
by nodatahere September 21, 2020

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by Summe.galaxy.231 October 16, 2020
