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Georgia State University

Also known as "Ghetto State University", is a large public research university in the heart of Downtown Atlanta, Georgia. It also owns Perimeter College, a group of six associate-degree colleges outside Atlanta's Perimeter, but we don't talk about those.

GSU is a pseudo-HBCU with a majority-black student population and is among the largest schools in the University System. We have a token-ass Negro for university president who also is former governor and current chancellor Sonny Perdue's little bitch and he can't literally do shit about anything with the Board of Regents' say-so and about the drag racing and shootings that happen at the student housing complexes on campus.

Everyone here comes from absolutely EVERYWHERE and they all fall short of God's grace and mercy. I've walked among these fucking losers for 4 years.

We have our hoes, our hustlers and pimps, and every weirdo in between. It's very much all the colleges in the US. There's a little something for everyone that goes here.

I'm getting sick and tired of this place. I want to be around decent people.
Welcome to Georgia State University, the most ghetto-ass school in the State of Georgia!
by StingerChamp April 13, 2023
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Eastern Washington University

A large regional university in Cheney, Washington. Has kick-ass athletic programs. By far the most cost-effective University to get a degree.
Dude: Why Eastern Washington University though?
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.
by gnarlygrad January 15, 2023
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Ontario Tech University

Ontario Tech University, or UOIT, or OnTechU, or whatever it's called has just over 10,000 students and is very easy to get in to. However, be warned, it will likely screw you in the ass. It's primarily guys, the engineers rule the school, with next to no party life. It is known for its Sticky Campus, where cum drips from the ceilings of UB.

Where people go because they didn't have the grades to get into a better school.
"Man, OnFuckMe fucked me over again with changing its name for the fifth time and I still haven't gotten laid"
"Do the engineers just jerk off all day or something? Why's it so sticky at Ontario Tech University?"
by UOITStickyMan November 24, 2021
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Best girlfreind in the universe

The best girlfreind in the universe her name is Kylee she is so beautifal so cute so pretty so loyal and loves you so much and will do anything for you
Me:Yo did you meet my girl kylee
Freind:NO WAY your dating kylee?
Me:yes bro shes the Best girlfreind in the universe
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University of Cape Town

The University of Cape Town (aka UCT) is South Africa's and Africa's top ranking university. It's a multi-cultural research institution in the southern suburb of Rondebsch in Cape Town. It's home to some of the world's most beautiful views as its nestled against the slope of Table Mountain. It's girls are beautiful as well. It's way better their (main) rivals Stellenbosch university. Heck, UCT even got a double mention of the popular US TV sitcom Suits. Many American students do a semester abroad here.
Jack: The University of Cape Town definitely is the place to study in Africa!

Sean: For sure, man
by krugsie September 4, 2014
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Scarymount University

A college located in six miles outside of Washington D.C. in Arlington, Virginia. The university is commonly known for the high amount of estrogen on campus and the large amount of basic bitches in the fashion merchandising program. The school does not believe in Greek life so off campus parties happen at a variety of houses owned by athletes on different sports teams such as the soccer house, the lacrosse house, and the basketball house. The lacrosse house is notorious for Jersey Shore themed parties. This university is what nightmares are made of.
Scarymount University Bro: What are you doing tonight?
Fashion Merchandising Major: Uh... going to highlighter party at the basketball house after finishing my skirt for clothing construction of course!
by Scarystudent April 27, 2011
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Northern Michigan University

Sometimes throws sweet parties, lots of themed one's. NO CUTE BOYS.
by gayboygallery May 3, 2009
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