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Twat Stopper

An alternate way to say ' tampon', meant to be intentionally offensive to uptight people or amusing to the dirty minded.
My girl is on her period, I got sent to get her some twat stoppers.
by SevenEvils April 18, 2015
mugGet the Twat Stoppermug.

Twat

Offensively ignorant. Stupid to the extreme. Misleading people with their idiot advice usually with a flappy slappy vagina face
Elon Musk is a twat because he shilled the shit out of Dogecoin without understanding what a blocksize is. He had no concept of mining. Of course Bitcoin is bad for the environment. So are datacenters. And then he had to shill the shit out of Signal, a US honeypot operation. How are we going to catch terrorist now with everyone using Signal? Get it together man, you fucking twat
by Galaxy1337 August 9, 2022
mugGet the Twatmug.

Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.
Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.
by twew March 10, 2021
mugGet the Twat Wafflemug.

Twat

a person who normally is related to a person named Riley who is a utter prick and deserves to go suck the biggest of dicks
Rileys brother is a utter twat
by LLLuxifer September 10, 2021
mugGet the Twatmug.

Twat

Alyssa Hanyes is twat fan
by Carson is gay April 5, 2016
mugGet the Twatmug.

Chicken Twat

when your a chicken shit and a twat AKA ANNOYING AS HELL
by Kxeverett420 August 28, 2019
mugGet the Chicken Twatmug.

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