Turtles

Is a derogatory term for male hoes

“Fuckin turtles bruh”

by sprinklesfortinkles November 3, 2021

Turtle Pizza

When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.

Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!

by Sassy Steve July 13, 2022

flip a turtle

as an order of respectfully telling someone to shut up

It’s that Jared told Kim to go flip a turtle the other night in front of all of us.

by jjloza June 12, 2022

Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with
Aka super tortuga

Useless Turtle sure was fucking up those enemies.

by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020

turtle muffin

One who often arrives late due to walking slow, but is often regarded as being as sweet or soft as a muffin.

Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.

by TeamFSP May 3, 2022

Hairy Turtle

A uncircumcised penis with a large bush.

I hooked up with this guy who totally had a hairy turtle.

by Turtley December 27, 2021

meat turtle

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.

I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!

by Judy's meat turtle May 21, 2021