Max

Mediocre name for an even more mediocre man.

"Alexa, define dumbass"
"A prime example of a dumbass is Max."

by chadwick chadicus November 16, 2021

Max

Max is someone who will make you go insane. At first max will make you feel special and loved but after he gets what he wants and gets bored he'll leave you for the next girl that goes crazy for him. You'll never get over what he did to you but you'll also never stop loving him and caring for him even when he pays no attention to you.

You:its been months and i still can't stop thinking about Max

Friends:he literally doesn't give a shit about you, you need to get over him

You:but i love him so much, i would do anything for Max

by Crackloverr April 12, 2022

Max

The biggest penis I’ve ever ridden

Max has a massive shlong

by Jerry can fer the win bois December 25, 2021

Sphinx Max

This is a maneuver where one lays atop a girl while shaping your body like a sphinx.

I sphinx maxed my girl at the bar and got called a rapist.

by righthere123 October 23, 2023

Max

A person who always lays up on a par 5, and hits irons of a tee when it is a driveable par 4

You can drive this par 4, Lets take the D stick. No i’m going to play a Max because i am a short hitter.

by Bighitter69 November 23, 2021

veggie maxxing

“Veggie maxxing” derives from the term being a veggie - extremely lazy

josh: i just spent 4 hours watching reels
harry: mate you need to stop veggie maxxing and lock tf in

by wagwandelila February 6, 2025

max

my family cat. i like him as a friend.

max is funny

by gogoogogogogogoggo February 1, 2023